Yeah, this might work. I like this.
If you're at work don't click play then, once the severe potty mouth starts, forget how to turn the volume down. Don't do that. Somebody will claim you purposefully played the trailer then pretended to be unable to turn down the volume as a form of sexual harassment. Then, after the requisite meetings with your supervisors and managers where every off color remark you've ever made and your propensity for wearing your shirts with one too many buttons undone is examined in detail, and the song and dance where some stiff in a suit who went to college with the express goal of becoming a show runner in Human Resources informs you of your rights during termination proceedings with eyes full of sincerity while mentally counting the minutes till lunch, you'll be fired.
After that getting a job will be like tap dancing on thin ice at the north pole while juggling baby seals for an audience of starving polar bears.
So, don't play this trailer at work unless you've taken appropriate steps. I recommend headphones. Either that or wait till you get home, toss back a couple brewskies (real fast one after the other), then crank the shit out of it and laugh like an idiot while yelling stuff at the screen like "Oh shit!" and "Fuck yeah!" with beer foam running down your shirt and your hand down the front of your pants. Do that if you want, but not the other thing.
I, for one, will be buying this on Blu-ray.
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