I get this is kitsch. That's been made clear. But, how drunk would you have to be to sit through 'Sharknado 2'? Didn't see the first one but it can't be this bad.

Recommend skipping the poorly edited exposition and unnecessary character development from :40 to 1:40, which only leaves about two minutes of horrible editing and awful dialogue, spiked with some of the worst CGI you'll likely see...in your life, and action that defies both physics and common sense.

May be better after a couple beers.